Ravendagger - BOOK 5 - Chapter One - good investments

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Ravendagger - Book 5 opens with a darkly comic, first-person scene where the protagonist tests whether indulging in extravagant luxuries counts as a “good investment,” immediately undermining the question through impulsive choices and absurd living details. Lucy is introduced as a key presence helping furnish the house, and the chapter establishes recurring themes of wealth, household management, and social friction through banter and miscommunication. The early action focuses on opening a room, signage, and a humorous exchange that sets an irreverent tone for the larger story arc.

LanguageEnglish

CategoryStory & Novel

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Pages376

Reading Time9 h 39 min

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CHAPTER ONE

GOOD INVESTMENTS

[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) ———— BOOK 5 ———— RAVENSDAGGER [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise without prior written permission from Podium Publishing. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the author ’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living, dead, or undead, is entirely coincidental. Copyright © 2023 by Edgar Malboeuf Cover design by Edink ISBN: 978-1-0394-2800-3 Published in 2023 by Podium Publishing, ULC [www.podiumaudio.com](www.podiumaudio.com) [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) CONTENTS CHAPTER ONE CHAPTER TWO CHAPTER THREE CHAPTER FOUR CHAPTER FIVE CHAPTER SIX CHAPTER SEVEN CHAPTER EIGHT CHAPTER NINE CHAPTER TEN GOOD INVESTMENTS FINALLY GETTING GOOD A NOT-SO-QUIET HOME LIFE WHERE THE FUCK IS BURLINGTON? LEADERSHIPPING OUTRANK BIG GUN POLITICS RIVER HEIGHTSEYY HOPE CHAPTER ELEVEN CHAPTER TWELVE CHAPTER THIRTEEN CHAPTER FOURTEEN CHAPTER FIFTEEN CHAPTER SIXTEEN CHAPTER SEVENTEEN CHAPTER EIGHTEEN CHAPTER NINETEEN CHAPTER TWENTY CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE CHAPTER THIRTY CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX IRON SPINES ALMOST COOL ACTUALLY COOL OPPOSITES DISTRACT THE BAD KIND OF INTERESTING MAKING LOTS OF LITTLE PROBLEMS GROWTH MEETING OF THE GREATS VITAL DEFENSIVE PREPARATION NANOMACHINES, SON SHOULDERING WELCOMING CAT-THEMED TOWER DEFENSE HOLDING ON TRICKLE DOWN INTEL-CHAN WALK THE WALK MORALE WEAPONIZED CRINGE DOG GONE SPROUT HORSES TO WATER MINOR IMPROVEMENTS KNIFE’S EDGE WHEN BUSINESS TAKES CARE OF ITSELF CATMODORE LUCY CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE CHAPTER FORTY CHAPTER FORTY-ONE CHAPTER FORTY-TWO CHAPTER FORTY-THREE CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE CHAPTER FORTY-SIX CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT CHAPTER FORTY-NINE CHAPTER FIFTY INTERLUDE CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX INTERLUDE CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE CHAPTER SIXTY CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO A GENIUS IDEA FIRE AND HAMMER GETTING A CLUE ALL AT ONCE EXTINCTION OF THE NEW SORT QUIET AND I HAVE KILLED IT JENNIFER UNCANNY MONSTER INTERRUPT COVER A TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS BACK STAGE STORY THIGH PILLOW WAKE UPA CAT’S STRUT INTIMIDATION ALL THAT WEALTH IS GOOD FOR HUNGER OF THE MASSES A GREAT IDEA THE OKAY BEFORE THE OOF FINAL HOURS ENJOYING THE VIEW CALLSIGNS KITTYKOPTER QUICK THINKING CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE EPILOGUE MECHCATULARNYANZERFAUST ACTIVATE GETTING HOT T. REX VS GIANT MECHA CAT SPINNING A YARN LATE PAPERWORKER NICE ABOUT THE AUTHOR [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) CHAPTER ONE GOOD INVESTMENTS Was spending some precious points on a kiddie pool a good investment? No. Did I do it anyway? Yes. Was I currently sitting in my brand-new pre-inflated kiddie pool, shirtless and with only some panties on while watching the news with some five-hundred-percent-daily-recommended-sugar-intake drink in hand? Also yes. When I gave Lucy a bunch of resources and told her to furnish the house, that had apparently included getting a TV wide enough that even sitting across the room from it, I had to turn my head to see the entirety of it. It was very

FAQs

What is the premise of the opening scene in Chapter One?

The protagonist questions whether spending points on a kiddie pool is a “good investment,” then admits they did it anyway and describes the over-the-top setting.

Who is Lucy in this chapter?

Lucy is the person the protagonist gives resources to, tasking her with furnishing the house, and she enters the room with a tablet to read a door-hanger sign.

What humorous conflict occurs when Lucy enters the room?

Lucy reads the door sign as written, and the protagonist explains how it should be read, leading to a mismatch between intent and interpretation.

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