Pounded by My Monster Rolling Pin - The Sweet Rise Bakery Book 2 - Monster Romance

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A flirtatious monster rolling pin arrives with a French accent and instantly turns the heroine’s magical bonding problems into a comedic, high-heat pastry crisis. After the bond app destabilizes due to a second of five bonds, the rolling pin demands discussions about butter brands, escalating into sharp banter and consent-forward tension. Amid themes of loneliness and emotionally distant relationships, the story keeps a warm, humorous tone while explicitly addressing sensitive adult content.

LanguageEnglish

CategoryStory & Novel

FormatPDF

Pages193

Reading Time4 h 57 min

AccessFree to download

Contents

Content Warnings

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

POUNDED BY MY MONSTER ROLLING PIN ONE GIRL. FOURTEEN INCHES OF WOOD. THE SWEET RISE BAKERY-BOOK 2 KRISTA LARAE [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) Copyright © 2026 by Krista LaRae All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. Cover Design-Krista LaRae Formatted with Vellum [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) CONTENTS Content Warnings Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Frothed by my Monster Espresso Beast Grandpa Joe’s Sourdough Bread Recipe Also by Krista LaRae [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) CONTENT WARNINGS On-Page Content: • Explicit sexual content (high heat level) • Tentacle intimacy • Double penetration • Sex toy – rolling pin dildo • Non-human/monster love interest • Magical bonding with consent discussions • Mild anxiety representation Referenced: • Parental divorce and emotionally distant parents • Past relationship with emotional manipulation • Loneliness and social isolation • Brief references to a character's previous heartbreak Tone Notes: • Despite dark-adjacent themes, the overall tone is comedic and warm • Consent is explicitly discussed and respected • The heroine's "too much" quality is framed as a strength • No on-page violence or gore [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) 1 T he rolling pin on my counter had introduced itself in a French accent, and my ﬁrst thought was damn, that’s sexy. I’m not proud of this, but I’m not ashamed, either. It is what it is. My second thought was that it was the end of no-shave November, and my legs were a freaking forest. Yes, it’s supposed tobe for dudes and their beards. But why are they the only ones who deserve a break from the razor? Neither of these were what I would call reasonable responses to supernatural phenomena, but then Mischen had already broken mein that regard. Some people have a ﬁght response, and some have a ﬂight response. I fall into that class of humans who are perpetually one step behind. While others are ﬁghting or ﬂighting, my people are still trying to ﬁgure out what the hell is going on. So, yeah, when a rolling pin spoke with a ﬂirty French accent, my brain naturally defaulted to a maintenance check on my leg hairs. Really encouraging stuff from the survival instincts. Mischen was vibrating on the counter so hard he was drifting toward the edge in quarter-inch increments. Maybe because of the accent, or maybe because of the ﬂirting. But probably, it was because the BONDED app had notiﬁed me that I’d initiated the second of ﬁve bonds with the rolling pin and that the combined household harmony projection was unstable. At least it had wished me goodluck. But ﬁve? Seriously? I’d been a two-tool keystone for under a minute, and I already needed a long soak with bath bombs. “Chérie.” Rollen, that’s how he’d introduced himself. “I have a question about your butter.” “My butter.” Well, yeah, that tracked. A sentient rolling pin arrives by special delivery in a box ﬁlled with lavender, and its top priority is to ask about butter. Sure. Why not? “I can sense it from here. The refrigerator. There are two brands. The European one is acceptable. Barely. The other one…” A sigh so heavy, an airline would have slapped an overweight baggage sticker on it and charged another $150.“The other one is an insult to cows everywhere.” “It’s Tillamook. It’s ﬁne.” “It is not ﬁne. The cows who produced that butter deserve an apology. And pistols at dawn to defend their honor.” Five minutes ago, I’d thought my biggest problem was being magically bonded to

FAQs

What kinds of content warnings are included in the book?

The content warnings list explicit sexual content, tentacle intimacy, double penetration, and a sex toy described as a rolling pin dildo. The referenced topics include parental divorce, emotionally distant parents, and emotional manipulation from a past relationship.

Why does the heroine’s bond app report an unstable household harmony projection?

The app notifies her that she has initiated the second of five bonds with the rolling pin. The combined projection is described as unstable, matching the rolling pin’s heightened emotions.

What conflict drives the early chapters’ conversation?

The rolling pin insists on discussing the heroine’s butter, judging the refrigerator brands and declaring one to be an insult to cows. The heroine responds by setting ground rules and trying to prevent antagonizing her mixer while customers are around.

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