PIG and the Long Fart - read them in this order

Sep 28, 2026

A humorous children’s story set around Peter Ian Green, nicknamed PIG, whose love for a real girl quickly turns into heartbreak. After meeting her and forming a close connection over school life, TV watching, and her quirky math-book drawings, he struggles when she ends the relationship. The narrative then focuses on his daily thoughts, jealousy about a new boyfriend, and the lead-up to family remarks that will provide a proper ending.

LanguageEnglish

CategoryStory & Novel

FormatPDF

Pages56

Reading Time1 h 26 min

AccessFree to download

The Six PIG Books in Order

Peter Ian Green Falls in Love

The Breakup and Heartbreak

Dean Gosnall and Daily Thoughts

The Proper Ending with Family

and IheLongFarBarbara Catchpole Digitized by the Internet Archivein 2020 with funding fromKahle/Austin Foundation L +o Peter Ian Green一“IG'for shortay Hellohy There are six PIG books so far.I+'s best +oread them in this order: P0g and Ihe Talking Poo① ②P0g and Ihe Fancy Pan+s ③P0g and Ihe Long Farl ④P09 plays Gupid P0g gels the Black Dealh (nearly)⑤6P0g Saves lhe Day PIG and the Long Fartby Barbara Catchpolellustrated by metaphrog Published by Ransom Publishing Ltd. Radley House,8 St.Cross Road,Winchester,HampshireSO239HX,UKwww.ransom.co.uk ISBN9781841675244First published in 2012 Copyright ◎2012 Ransom Publishing Ltd.llustrations copyright ◎2012 metaphrog A CIP catalogue record of this book is available from the British Library The rights of Barbara Catchpole to be identified as the author and of metaphrog to be identified as the illustrator of this Work have been assertedby them in accordance with sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright,Design andPatents Act 1988. andIhe LongFarl Barbara Catchpole Illustrated by metaphrog 4 e The most amazing,stupendous,epic stuff hasbeen happening! Peter Ian Green (Pig +o you and,well,everyoneelse really)fell in love with a REAL girl.We weretogether for nearly a whole mon+h. (0不弥C Her name isand she's in thebot+om Mathsechews gum a loTiffany,she ○ 5 She drew li++le pigs in hearts and 'TIFF+PIG4EVA'in pink highlighter on her Maths book. The teacher made her cover itwith bits of wallpaper he had in his cupboard(Teachers arequite sad aren'+they?Like they have wallpaperleft over from doing their hall and they bring itinto school to cover books,instead of chucking itin the bin like normal not-sad people) Tiff and I sat together in the dining hall Wetex+ed each other during ‘Eastenders'and‘XFactor'-even when we watched them togetheron the settee round at Tiff's house. Then last Thursday,after the Assembly towelcome the Mayor,she dumped me She brokemy heart and I will never love a girl again. I think about her nearly every day. I think she's going out with Dean Gosnall again now.He's got reallybig teeth and zits-he looks like a spottyAlvin the Chipmunk.Oh,and he's captainof the lower schoolfootball team. Dean Gosnall familyMy At the end of this story Im going +o tell youwhat my family said about THE BREAK uP,sothat I have a proper ending and I don'+have

FAQs

Who is the main character in the story?

The main character is Peter Ian Green, known as “PIG.”

What happens to the relationship with the girl?

The girl dumps PIG, breaking his heart and ending the relationship.

Who does the girl seem to get together with after the breakup?

She appears to be going out with Dean Gosnall, described with big teeth and zits.

Sep 28, 2026

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