Good Roasts That Hurt

Jul 13, 2026

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The document is a collection of “savage” yet light-hearted roast lines, comebacks, and one-liners meant for playful banter. It groups quips by style (classic burns, brutal roasts, funny come-backs, friends’ roasts, sarcastic roasts, social media roasts, and honest roasts) and emphasizes using them as humor rather than serious insults.

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Reading Time5 min

Good Roasts That Hurt ×ÖÖ+ Savage Roasts That Hurt (Funny but Brutal One-Liners) Looking for good roasts that hurt just enough to be funny? Whether you're joking with friends, clapping back at someone, or just want some savage one-liners for social media, this collection gives you the perfect balance of humor + bite. These roasts are designed for light-hearted banter, not serious insults—so use them wisely! 􀂅 Savage One-Liners (Classic Burns) × . I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.Ø . You’ re not stupid—you just have bad luck thinking. Ù . I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have crayons. Ú . You’ re like a cloud—when you’ re gone, it’s a better day.Û . You bring everyone joy à when you leave. Ü . You’ re the reason instructions exist. Ý . I thought of you today—it reminded me to take out the trash.Þ . You’ re not useless—you’ re a perfect bad example. ß . You have something on your chin à no, the third one down.×Ö . You’ re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. From: [https://www.yourtango.com/](https://www.yourtango.com/)ØÖ×ÞÙ×ÖÞÚÜ/best-sassy-quotes-feeling-savage-memes 􀁮 Brutal Roasts That Hit Hard × . You have a face that could make onions cry.Ø . You’ re proof evolution can go backwards. Ù . If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.Ú . I’d roast you harder, but you’ re already burned by reality. Û . You’ re not dumb—you just have terrible decision-making skills. Ü . I’ve met smarter sandwiches. Ý . You don’t have bad luck—you just make bad choices.Þ . You’ re not a mess—you’ re the whole disaster. ß . You’ re like expired milk—nobody wants you around.×Ö . If I had a dollar for your smart moments, I’d be broke. From: [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/)ÙÚßÖØßÜÛÞÜÖ×ØÙßÖÚ/ 􀁸 Funny Comebacks (Argument Winners) × . I’ m not arguing—I’ m just explaining why I’ m right.Ø . Sorry, I don’t speak nonsense. Ù . You sound better when you stop talking. Ú . I’ m listeningà just not taking you seriously. Û . I’d respond, but I value intelligence. Ü . You should come with a mute button. Ý . I forgot the world revolves around you—my bad.Þ . That’s cute à now try making sense. ß . I’d care, but I ran out of reasons to. ×Ö . You’ re not making a point—you’ re making noise. From: [https://www.wikihow.com/Savage-Comebacks-in-an-Argument](https://www.wikihow.com/Savage-Comebacks-in-an-Argument) 􀁾 Roasts for Friends (Playful Savage) × . Don’t worry—you’ re not as bad as people sayà you’ re worse.Ø . You’ re my favorite person to ignore. Ù . I’d call you funny, but I’ m laughing at you. Ú . You’ re the human version of a typo. Û . You’ re like WiFi with one bar—barely useful. Ü . You’ re not extra—you’ re unnecessary. Ý . I love what you’ve done with your life à nothing. Þ . You’ re not annoying—you’ re just consistently inconvenient.ß . If laziness were a sport, you’d still lose. ×Ö . You’ re like a broken app—no one want

Jul 13, 2026

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