Bradonomicon 3 - M. Ennenbach

Jul 31, 2026

Bradonomicon 3 follows Buck and Gunner Country-Fried Cryptid Killers as they investigate a shocking death near the swamps of Hickory Bluff. After a drunk fisherman is crushed by an unseen, metallic, red-lit object, local rumor spreads fast. Buck and Gunner, celebrated protectors against cryptids, pursue clues from eerie ground impressions to a startling futuristic vehicle appearance, forcing them to confront something bigger than any natural threat.

LanguageEnglish

CategoryStory & Novel

FormatPDF

Pages209

Reading Time5 h 22 min

AccessFree to download

Contents

Buck & Gunner Country-Fried Cryptid Killers: Hairy & Heavy Metal M. Betterelli

To Go

Eric Butler

Death Meddle(s)

M Ennenbach

King-Hell Freak

Robert Essig

Three Dog Night

Patrick C. Harrison III

She Found a Corvidae

D.W. Hitz

Dig Deeper

D.A. Latham

Jonesing

MJ Mars

The Frayed Ends of Bradly

Chris Miller

Brad Sabbath

Jason Nickey

Spur Line

RJ Roles

Moose Knuckle

Megan Stockton

Bootleg Brad vs. the Swamp Sirens

Christine Morgan

Bradonomicon 3 [O](OceanofPDF. com)[ceanof](OceanofPDF. com)[P](OceanofPDF. com)[DF. com](OceanofPDF. com) Contents Dedication Buck & Gunner Country-Fried Cryptid Killers: Hairy & Heavy Metal M. Betterelli To Go Eric Butler Death Meddle(s) M Ennenbach King-Hell Freak Robert Essig Three Dog Night Patrick C. Harrison III She Found a Corvidae D.W. Hitz Dig Deeper D.A. Latham Jonesing MJ Mars The Frayed Ends of Bradly Chris Miller Brad Sabbath Jason Nickey Spur Line RJ Roles Moose Knuckle Megan Stockton Bootleg Brad vs. the Swamp Sirens Christine Morgan Copyright [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) This book is dedicated to the supreme beard himself, B. Much love from all of us. [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) Buck &Gunner Country-Fried Cryptid Killers: Hairy&Heavy Metal M. BETTERELLI A mosquito dipped, ducked, dived, and dodged the dragonfly chasing it atop Jones’s Marsh’s dark, swampy water. The small blood-sucking insect was outmatched and-maneuvered by the highly evolved dragonfly. It quickly took its prey before its predator, a smallmouth bass, breached the water and swallowed it. Nature always has a larger creature to combat and overcome the smaller. At the swamp’s bank sat a man. A fishing pole held in one hand and a beer in the other. An entire twelve-pack of cans was scattered at his feet. With his squinting eyes, he watched the bobber in the water at the end of the line. It hadn’t moved for half an hour, until now. With a quick jerk, he attempted to set the line in whatever fish had struck the bait. He felt the tension as if a steel hook met fish flesh. Reeling furiously and uncoordinatedly, due to the alcohol currently in his system, he managed to bring up the tiny croaker fish out of the water. Carefully, he slid the fish off the hook, making sure not to stick the barbed piece of metal through his finger. The man chucked it into a styrofoam cooler beside him. Flicking his finger, he disengaged the bail, readying for another cast. His arm swung back, and he released. There was only one problem. As he flung his arm forward, the hook caught on something behind him. Confused, the man tugged on the line a couple of times, trying to dislodge it. When he was unsuccessful after a few more pulls, only then did he look to see where it was stuck. Turning his head, the man drunkenly stumbled sideways, catching himself on something sturdy. He didn’t remember sitting near a tree or something this large. With the failing light of the day and blurred vision, all he could make out was a single red light above his head. It reminded him of a laser pointer beam you’d use to play with a cat. Shiny pieces of metal appeared to be attached to the tall object in random places. Finally, when the man saw what had kept him stable momentarily, sadly, it was the last thing he’d ever see. Something significant came down on his body, striking his head. The vertebrae in his neck shattered and compressed as the force buckled him at the knees. He lay in a crumpled heap, twitching as his body became cold and numb. Part of his spine protruded from his back, but he could not feel it. He saw a dark shadow loom over him before he heard his body mush like throttled meat as all the light in his world went black. The next morning, in the town right outside the swamps, news buzzed of the man’s death. A resident of Hickory Bluff found the body as he took an early morning four-wheeler ride out to check his crawfish traps. The locals Buck and Gunner, who had recently risen to infamy within the small town over supposedly killing a giant, monstrous crawfish and a band of roaming chupacabra posing as Luchadores, listened carefully. They had deemed themselves the town’s protectors against cryptids. Their notoriety wasn’t as widespread as their grandeur, but they did have a few who recognized their good deeds and believed. The two men stood under the marquee for their local movie theater.

FAQs

Bradonomicon 3 is centered on what kind of characters and conflict?

It centers on Buck and Gunner as cryptid killers-protectors who tackle supernatural threats. The story builds from a brutal death and local rumors into an investigation.

What sets off the main events at the start of the excerpt?

A fisherman is found dead after being crushed near the swamps. The town reacts with news and buzz, prompting Buck and Gunner to investigate.

What evidence do Buck and Gunner find when they investigate the swamps?

They search and discover only large ground impressions at first, then return to town where a bright reflective light reveals an unfamiliar, futuristic-looking vehicle.

Jul 31, 2026

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