BearlyBearable - Bear Riddles, Jokes, and Knock-Knocks

Sep 28, 2026

BearlyBearable is a collection of bear-themed riddles, jokes, and knock-knock jokes presented through short question-and-answer exchanges. The book features humor built around classic riddle patterns, playful color and behavior questions, and whimsical character dialogue involving Riddle Bear and Rena Bear. It includes thematic sections such as polar, brown, black, and blue bear color prompts, bear bathing and hair-cutting ideas, hibernation questions, and multiple knock-knock jokes ending with seasonal punchlines.

LanguageEnglish

CategoryComic

FormatPDF

Pages36

Reading Time14 min

AccessFree to download

Riddle Bear Q&A

Color and bear-related riddles

Where bears go and why

Hibernation and alarm jokes

Knock-knock jokes

# BearlyBearable BEAR RIDDLES,JOKES,AND KNOCK-KNOCKS Written and illustrated by MORT GERBERG # Digitized by the Internet Archivein 2013 http://archive.org/details/bearlybearablebe00mor_pl2 BearkyBearable BEAR RIDDLES,JOKES,AND KNOCK-KNOCKS Written and illustrated by MORT GERI ERG Featuring Riddle Bear SCHOLASTIC INC. New York Toronto London Auckland Sydney For Cynthia Other Scholastic books written and illustrated by Mort Gerberg Computer Hooters! Computer Riddles,Jokes and KnockKnocks Why Did Halley's Comet Cross the Universe? And Other Riddles,Jokes,and Knock-Knocks No part of this publication may be reproduced in whole or in part,or storedin a retrieval system,or transmitted in any form or by any meanselectronicmechanicalphotocopying.recording,or otherwise,without written permission of the publisher.For information regarding permission,write to Scholastic Inc..730 Broadway,New York,NY 10003. ISBN 0-590-40046-0 Copyright 1987 by Mort Gerberg.,All rights reserved.Published by Scholastic Inc.Art direction by Diana Hrisinko. 121110987654321789/8012/9 What color is a polar bear?White. Right.What color is a brown bear?Brown. Right.What color is a black bear?Black. Right.What color is a blue bear?Blue.Wrong.They don't come in that color. Where do bears go when they wantto taKe a Ьaсh? шоолцмеэд эц1 ОI ## Where do bears go to get their hair cut? doys Jeaq-Jeaq əu1 OL Why do bears climb up trees?IJ 1.UeɔAəu1 əsneag Why do bears hibernate? 'uo!S!Aə[ə1 uo poos Su!you saJəyi əsneɔəg What time did Riddle Bear set his alarm forwhen he went to hibernate? Suuds II!JəuJenbv What did Riddle Bear saywhen his mothercaught him withhis paw in the honey jar? pəsseuDaquəos uI 'y0o Rena Bear:Hey,Riddle Bear,why are you humming? Riddle Bear:Ive joined a choir. Rena Bear:Really?What kind of voice do you have? Riddle Bear:Bear-it-tone. Knock.Knock.Who's there?Bear watch.Bear watch who? Bear watch out,bear not cry,Bear not pout,I'm tellingyou why,Santa Claus iscoming to town. Knock.Knock.Who's there?Claws.Claws who?Claws the door,it's cold outside.

FAQs

What kinds of humor does BearlyBearable include?

It includes bear-themed riddles, joke question-and-answer prompts, and knock-knock jokes.

Which characters appear in the book’s jokes?

Riddle Bear and Rena Bear are used in dialogue-style jokes.

What is the general format of the riddles?

Each riddle is posed as a question and answered with a short, punchline-style reply.

Sep 28, 2026

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