Amelia Fang and the Lost Yeti Treasures - Chapter 1 - Unicorn Fart and Magnificence

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Amelia Fang wakes to a surprise morning in the Yeti Mountain Pits, where ancient retired yetis celebrate and greet guests with loud, playful “Birthnight Bums” traditions. Amid sleepover excitement, the friends prepare for candlelit chats and stories while a sudden door burst signals festivities are already underway. As Amelia learns the meaning behind the bizarre yeti greeting, the chapter sets a mischievous, spooky tone and invites readers into the mystery of the mountain tunnels and its resident yetis.

LanguageEnglish

CategoryStory & Novel

FormatPDF

Pages161

Reading Time4 h 8 min

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Contents

MAP OF THE YETI MOUNTAIN PITS

GHOULISH GREETINGS!

1. UNICORN FART AND MAGNIFICENCE

2. DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR YETIS

3. EMBRACE YOUR INNER YETI

4. IT’S NOT BUMCHEEK POLISH!

5. NOBODY LIKES CHANGE

6. JANE’S FLAMINGO-DRAGON KNICKERS

7. I WOKE UP IN THE WALL

8. GLITTERY AND FLOUNCY HORRORS

9. YELLOW DOESN’T SUIT YOU

10. A THOUSAND MILES AWAY

11. GREAT GLITTER GATHERER

12. NOPE

13. WHY AM I INSIDE THE WALLS?

14. SHOUTING!

15. THEY’VE SQUIDGED OUT SOME OF MY HANDSOME

16. AVERY WEIRD AND STICKY SITUATION

17. FOREVER

[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) For Cliff. Thankyou for all your support and kindness throughout my career. Stay strong and keep smiling :) xxx First published in Great Britain in 2019 by Egmont UK Limited The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN Text and illustrations copyright © 2019 Laura Ellen Anderson The moral rights of the author and illustrator have been asserted First e-book edition 2019 ISBN 978 1 4052 9392 1 Ebook ISBN 978 1 4052 9393 8 [www.egmont.co.uk](www.egmont.co.uk) A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher. Stay safe online. Any website addresses listed in this book are correct at the time of going to print. However, Egmont is not responsible for content hosted by third parties. Please be aware that online content can be subject to change and websites can contain content that is unsuitable for children. We advise that all children are supervised when using the internet. [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) CONTENTS Cover Title Page Dedication and Copyright MAP OF THE YETI MOUNTAIN PITS GHOULISH GREETINGS! 1. UNICORN FART AND MAGNIFICENCE 2. DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR YETIS 3. EMBRACE YOUR INNER YETI 4. IT’S NOT BUMCHEEK POLISH! 5. NOBODY LIKES CHANGE 6. JANE’S FLAMINGO-DRAGON KNICKERS 7. I WOKE UP IN THE WALL 8. GLITTERY AND FLOUNCY HORRORS 9. YELLOW DOESN’T SUIT YOU 10. A THOUSAND MILES AWAY 11. GREAT GLITTER GATHERER 12. NOPE 13. WHY AM I INSIDE THE WALLS? 14. SHOUTING! 15. THEY’VE SQUIDGED OUT SOME OF MY HANDSOME 16. AVERY WEIRD AND STICKY SITUATION 17. FOREVER Back series promotional page [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) [OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com) CHAPTER 1 UNICORN FART AND MAGNIFICENCE ‘BIIIIIIIIIIIRFNIIIIGHT BUMS!’ Amelia Fang woke with a start. Her pet pumpkin, Squashy, rolled off the bed, landing with a pa-doing! ‘It can’t be night time already, surely?!’ said Amelia, pulling the blanket over her head. ‘SOUNDS LIKE THE CELEBRATIONS ’AVE STARTED,’said Florence Spudwick with a stretch. Grimaldi Reaperton yelped and hid underneath his bed covers. It was the Winter Holidays in the Kingdom of the Dark, which meant six whole weeks off school! Young vampire Amelia Fang and her three best friends were spending the first weekend of their holidays at the Yeti Mountain Pits. The pits were home to all the ancient retired yetis in the kingdom, each living in their own cosy pit connected by a network of candlelit tunnels. Florence’s Grand-yeti Clemence was turning three hundred and fifty years old, and the ancient yetis were having a party all weekend to celebrate. Amelia and her friends were so excited to have a big sleepover together. This meant late-day chats, tragic stories by candlelight and lots of silliness. The door to the pit where Amelia, Florence and Grimaldi were staying burst open. An old yeti bellowed, ‘ TIME FOR BIRFNIGHT BUMS! ’ before running away. ‘Florence, why does everyone keep shouting ‘‘Birthnight Bums”?’ squeaked Grimaldi from under the covers. The little grim reaper was easily alarmed. ‘BUMPING BUMS ISA COMMON YETI GREETING, LIKE SHAKING HANDS,’ said Florence, as she lit the candles on the walls of the pit.‘IT’S

FAQs

Where does Chapter 1 take place?

Chapter 1 takes place at the Yeti Mountain Pits, a network of cosy pits and candlelit tunnels in the Kingdom of the Dark.

Why do the characters hear people shouting “Birthnight Bums”?

The yetis use “Birthnight Bums” as a common greeting, like shaking hands, and it signals celebration is starting.

Who are Amelia Fang’s companions during the holiday weekend?

Amelia is staying with her three best friends: Florence Spudwick and Grimaldi, along with their group at the pits.

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