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 \u003Cbr>None of the cameras are working and instead,a livestream of Ultramarines:A Warhammer 40000 Movie is showing.  \u003Cbr>+2 Sanity   |  |\n| 4   | ON YOUR MARKS  \u003Cbr>The countdown was successfully deployed.and we are live!However,Adam's PC is stuttering.Everyone is ignoring this fact.  \u003Cbr>-1 TIME,+1 PATIENCE   |  |\n| 5   | FLESHMOP  \u003Cbr>Everything was working unti a old in-joke was mentioned and now the show has ground to a halt as the joke is discussed in painful detail  \u003Cbr>+1Sanity,+1Patience   |  |\n| 6   | IT HAS BEGUN!  \u003Cbr>A mythical,legendary start,on time and on topic!  \u003Cbr>Half all your scores   |  |\n| INCRIMINATING  \u003Cbr>CONVERSATION  \u003Cbr>EVENT RESULT  \u003Cbr>D6 ROLL   |  |  |\n| 1   |  | IT'S WIB AND SNIPE!  \u003Cbr>They want to talk about an 80's classic movie.Could be Predator,Could be Robocop.Possible even Timecop.  \u003Cbr>+1 TIME,-1SANITY,-1 PATIENCE   |\n| 2   |  | LOVECRAFT'S LOVE LIFE  \u003Cbr>Somehow,organicall,the conversation has turned to the finer details of something you'd never considered.The hosts are uncomfortably knowledgeable about  \u003Cbr>this topic.You are interested,but are not happy about this fact.  \u003Cbr>-1SANITY,+1 PATIENCE   |\n| 3   |  | DO YOU REMEMBER?  \u003Cbr>A half remembered discussion about a well out of print edition has arrived.You are sure some ofit is wrong,butit's hard to know what.  \u003Cbr>+2 PATIENCE,+1TIME   |\n| 4   |  | POO WOLF!  \u003Cbr>Why are they singing?How did a song come out of this single collection of words?Why are they not discussing Warhammer?  \u003Cbr>+2 SANITY,+2 PATIENCE   |\n| 5   |  | TANGENTAL TANGLES  \u003Cbr>How did we get here?We started with a clear collection of topics..and now...and now.…yucannot see that topi in the distance and its athering speed as it  \u003Cbr>vanishes.How can we get back to it..HOW DID WE GET BACK TO IT?  \u003Cbr>-1TIME,+1 PATIENCE,+1SANITY   |\n| 6   |  | THE TOPIC IS CLEARED!  \u003Cbr>The words have been spoken.We can see the end of the show.It may be safe to breathe again.  \u003Cbr>+3 TIME,-1 SANITY,-1 PATIENCE   |\n\n| TRACKER:   |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |\n| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |\n| TIME   |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |\n| SANITY   |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |\n| PATIENCE   |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |\n\n2                         7  \n受      2  \n\n| RUNNING OUTOFTIME  \u003Cbr>EVENT RESUIT  ","cbCaicr1LBHMEGov","https://ap.wps.com/l/cbCaicr1LBHMEGov","pdf",2664342,"English","# Event System\n## D20: Time Events\n## D6: Sanity and Patience Events\n## Running Out of Time\n## The Horror","[{\"question\":\"How do the event rolls work in this One Page RPG?\",\"answer\":\"Roll 1D20 for the first set of event results, then roll 1D6 on the corresponding charts below. 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