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Denial.](5. Denial. it)[ it](5. Denial. it) is not Flo rida it is jojo siwa  \n4. Anger. i am so angry jojo siwa will not be singing karma and drinking fireball on stage like it’s pride 2024 at my silly little college  \n3. Bargaining. may jojo siwa at least dance with heat?  \n2. Depression. hamilton hates the queers  \n1. Acceptance. I will listen to guilty pleasure during the whole ofc&c day. do not talk to me. I am unable to handle the thought of Hamilton ridin the flo  \nAITA for trying to sneak Yaoi into the Spectator?  \nI (18M) am but a simple man. I see Yaoi, I read article. Recently, I was dumpster diving behind Commons and found nearly a hundred copies of the Spectator thrown away, like trash! I thought this was absurd—this is our premiere student newspaper? Are we really going to allow it to go unread?  \nI hatched a plan1–I knew how I’d increase readership. So, over the course of three months, I seduced one of the editors of the Spectator (20M) and managed to get access to their passwords after a lustful night of Diner soup and Steve’s wonderful tenders. Before they could stop me, I managed to sneak in my favorite Drarry (Draco / Harry Potter for you normies) fanfic plus a few pieces offanart I’d commissioned. Now I’m being called into a meeting with President Tepper (57M) who says it was “obscene” and “pornographic,” but the student body loves it! Instead of throwing them away, I’ve found dozens of them scattered around campus, all with identical stains and identical words of praise scribbled on them.  \nSo Hamilton, AITA?  \nYour Horoscope This C&C Day  \nAries: Yes he was giving you a look and he does want to fight. Meet in the Dunham parking lot in fifteen minutes . Bring boxing gloves and extra lube .  \nTaurus: you were thinking it, and you were right! Flo rida was looking right at you when singing “Wild Ones” and he wants you to meet him backstage at 5:45 sharp. Don’t be late!  \nGemini: Those tequila sunrises were made using expired orange juice . Head to the bathroom immediately.  \nCancer: You look so cunty in that outfit. Whoever said a crop top doesn’t work on a white boy should explode!  \nLeo: Alcohol poisoning is not “an aesthetic,” Leo. No one, not even you, looks hot vomiting. Try harder :/  \nVirgo: Virgo? More like virgo take a shower you stanky ass bitch.  \nLibra: The only thing that isn’t balanced right now are your hormones-someone is on their perioddddddddddddd  \nScorpio: No your pantera t shirt doesn’t make you mysterious-go take your MCR Blink 182 bullshit and fight with your parents you pathetic fuck.  \nSagittarius: Feel free to break ties with certain people now, Sagittarius. You may be overextending your emotional bank account by investing too much of yourself in others'lives. 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