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 \nNow there's a Dell rolling in the deep.  \nWho's the coolest guy in the hospital?The ultrasound guy.  \nWho takes over when he's on holiday?The hip replacement guy.  \nJust been on a  \ndiabetes awarenesswebsite and itasked me if Iaccept cookies.  \nIs that a trickquestion?","cbCaipN2AJKCh8zU","https://ap.wps.com/l/cbCaipN2AJKCh8zU","pdf",3758263,278,"English","# Punny Jokes\n## Computer Humor\n## Medical Humor","[{\"question\":\"What is the premise of the joke about the programmer going to the supermarket?\",\"answer\":\"The programmer's wife asks him to buy bread and eggs if they have them, but because he follows instructions literally, he returns with twelve loaves of bread instead of one loaf and a dozen eggs.\"},{\"question\":\"Why is the ultrasound technician considered the coolest guy in the hospital?\",\"answer\":\"The joke relies on a play on words regarding the profession, jokingly naming the ultrasound technician the 'coolest' and noting that a hip replacement specialist covers for him when he is on holiday.\"},{\"question\":\"What is the humorous irony behind the diabetes awareness website?\",\"answer\":\"The website asks if the user accepts cookies, which is ironic because cookies are a type of sugar-laden food that individuals with diabetes are typically advised to avoid.\"}]","The Very Best of DadSaysJokes - Humor Collection | PDF",1791878077,428]