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His aide Herbert, monitoring every “brand-new problem,” explains the effects while the deity wrestles with worry and restraint. The opening sets a comedic, cosmic premise where microfauna sprout chaos, acolytes arrive with rituals, and reality destabilizes in escalating, humorous turns.","􀂜e Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package ofYour Dreams  \n© 2021 Christopher “Bull” Garlington  \nAll rights reserved. Double Oak Press Chicago  \nProduced in the United States of America.  \nLibrary of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Garlington, Bull.  \n;e Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams  \nISBN-10: 978-1-943333-15-8 [www. creativewriter.pro](www. creativewriter.pro)[ ](www. creativewriter.pro)[www.bullgarlington.com](www.bullgarlington.com)  \nContents  \nPrologue 4  \n1134 9  \nChapter 1 13  \nChapter 2 20  \nChapter 3 27  \nChapter 4 37  \nChapter 9 50  \nChapter 10 55  \nChapter 5 59  \nChapter 6 65  \nChapter 7 70  \nChapter 8 74  \nChapter 11 75  \nChapter 12 80  \nChapter 13 88  \nChapter 14 93  \nChapter 15 98  \nChapter 16 102  \nChapter 17 109  \nChapter 18 119  \nChapter 19 124  \nChapter 20 128  \nChapter 21 135  \nChapter 22 141  \nChapter 23 147  \nChapter 24 154  \nChapter 25 161  \nChapter 26 166  \nChapter 27 171  \nChapter 28 172  \nChapter 29 173  \nChapter 30, 31 , 32, and 33 174 CHAPTER343536AAAHH! 176 Chapter 37 179  \nChapter 38 186  \nChapter 40 197  \nChapter 41 202  \nChapter 42 211  \nChapter 43 215  \nChapter 44 221  \nChapter 45 229  \nChapter 46 233  \nChapter 47 238  \nChapter 48 246  \nChapter 49 249  \nChapter 50 251  \nChapter 51 255  \nChapter 52 258  \nChapter 53 264  \nChapter 54 273  \nChapter 55 281  \nChapter 56 286  \nChapter 57 291  \nEpilogue 296  \nPrologue  \nIn a corner o¤ce of a decrepit old three- at in Bronzeville, Chicago, at a desk as old as wood, in a cavernous lo® that manages to look modern though it also looks like it was decorated as an abandoned antique store, a small, bored god sits in a creaky wooden roll-around chair, loupe over one eye, tongue poking out the teensiest little bit, tinkering with the normally hidden clockwork of reality.  \nA bored god is not a good thing, generally speaking; most of them runaround entirely unsupervised, and a lot of folks worship them if they so much as sneeze which tends to give most gods an overin ated sense of agency. 􀂜e fact that they can do anything they want tends to inspire them to do anything they want which, depending on what it is they want, can beas mundane as developing the avocado to working tirelessly in their divine laboratory inventing dangerous ways to play with the temporal root code, which is what this peculiar and beanpolish deity is doing when they experience a mild temporal explosion.  \n(Flicker)  \nMild for a god. For the collected living beings of the local galaxy, it is a devastating, thunderous pulse of syncopation that slices out of the God’s lab lighting up the billion threaded multiverses in a ash of azure chronoluminal math that rearranges some of the rules of how things do. Some of them. Just a few.  \n“One or two, really,” the God mumbles, sliding its goggles up onto its long forehead.  \nAhem.  \n􀂜e deity turns to its assistant—  \n(“Aide de camp, if you please,” the AIDE DE CAMP whispers to the narrator.)  \n—who has ahemmed in a manner that communicates very clearly to the God that its endless deiªc boredom is about to be replaced by a Brand-New Problem.  \n“Herbert?”  \n“Sir, while monitoring your activities, expressly for the purpose of  \nrecording them for posterity, I could not help but register a massive temporal explosion”  \n“You noticed that?”  \n“Oh, just hardly, sir. But I feel obligated as your,” Herbert waits a beat then goes on.“Aide de Camp, to recap so we’re both on the same page”  \n􀂜e deity stares at his assistant—(“Aide de Camp,” Herbert sotto voces.)  \n—For a period that is far, far too long while remaining far, far too still, as if it has died and calciªed on its lab stool before it suddenly speaks. Herbert is used to this and manages to not spill his co¡ee.  \n“It didn’t look like much, Herbert”  \n“As far as volume and mass, no. But in terms of e¡ect, you seem to have rewritten a few important lines of the code underlying all of reality”“It seems . . ” 􀂜e god lets the words fade into silence as it remains pe","cbCairyPPyGam95B","https://ap.wps.com/l/cbCairyPPyGam95B","pdf",4434457,341,"English","en",105,"# Prologue\n## Chapter 1\n## Chapter 2\n## Chapter 3\n## Chapter 4\n## Chapter 5\n## Chapter 6\n## Chapter 7\n## Chapter 8\n## Chapter 9\n## Chapter 10\n## Chapter 11\n## Chapter 12\n## Chapter 13\n## Chapter 14\n## Chapter 15\n## Chapter 16\n## Chapter 17\n## Chapter 18\n## Chapter 19\n## Chapter 20\n## Chapter 21\n## Chapter 22\n## Chapter 23\n## Chapter 24\n## Chapter 25\n## Chapter 26\n## Chapter 27\n## Chapter 28\n## Chapter 29\n## Chapter 30-33\n## Chapter 34-37\n## Chapter 38\n## Chapter 40\n## Chapter 41\n## Chapter 42\n## Chapter 43\n## Chapter 44\n## Chapter 45\n## Chapter 46\n## Chapter 47\n## Chapter 48\n## Chapter 49\n## Chapter 50\n## Chapter 51\n## Chapter 52\n## Chapter 53\n## Chapter 54\n## Chapter 55\n## Chapter 56\n## Chapter 57\n# Epilogue","[{\"question\":\"How does the prologue escalate after the first signs of malfunction?\",\"answer\":\"Reality begins to boil with strange sounds and the lab door opens, as an acolyte arrives carrying freshly ironed robes, signaling escalating consequences for the deity’s controlled world.\"}]","The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams - Bull Garlington | PDF",1785660700,525,{"code":4,"msg":30,"data":31},"ok",{"site_id":23,"language":22,"slug":32,"title":13,"keywords":33,"description":14,"schema_data":34,"social_meta":77,"head_meta":79,"extra_data":81,"updated_unix":27},"the-platinum-level-transluminal-vacation-package-of-your-dreams-bull-garlington","",{"@graph":35,"@context":76},[36,53,67],{"@type":37,"itemListElement":38},"BreadcrumbList",[39,43,47,50],{"item":40,"name":41,"@type":42,"position":11},"https://docshare.wps.com","Home","ListItem",{"item":44,"name":45,"@type":42,"position":46},"https://docshare.wps.com/document/","Document",2,{"item":48,"name":12,"@type":42,"position":49},"https://docshare.wps.com/document/story-novel/",3,{"item":51,"name":13,"@type":42,"position":52},"https://docshare.wps.com/document/the-platinum-level-transluminal-vacation-package-of-your-dreams-bull-garlington/116593/",4,{"url":51,"name":13,"@type":54,"author":55,"headline":13,"publisher":57,"fileFormat":60,"inLanguage":22,"description":14,"dateModified":61,"datePublished":61,"encodingFormat":60,"isAccessibleForFree":62,"interactionStatistic":63},"DigitalDocument",{"name":9,"@type":56},"Person",{"url":40,"name":58,"@type":59},"DocShare","Organization","application/pdf","2026-08-02",true,{"@type":64,"interactionType":65,"userInteractionCount":4},"InteractionCounter",{"@type":66},"ViewAction",{"@type":68,"mainEntity":69},"FAQPage",[70],{"name":71,"@type":72,"acceptedAnswer":73},"How does the prologue escalate after the first signs of malfunction?","Question",{"text":74,"@type":75},"Reality begins to boil with strange sounds and the lab door opens, as an acolyte arrives carrying freshly ironed robes, signaling escalating consequences for the deity’s controlled world.","Answer","https://schema.org",{"og:url":51,"og:type":78,"og:title":13,"og:site_name":58,"og:description":14},"article",{"robots":80,"canonical":51},"index,follow",{"doc_id":7,"site_id":23},{"code":4,"msg":5,"data":83},[84,87,91,95,100,105,110,115,120,123,127],{"id":11,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":12,"show_sort_weight":85,"slug":86},90,"story-novel",{"id":46,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":88,"show_sort_weight":89,"slug":90},"Literature",80,"literature",{"id":52,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":92,"show_sort_weight":93,"slug":94},"Exam",70,"exam",{"id":96,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":97,"show_sort_weight":98,"slug":99},5,"Comic",60,"comic",{"id":101,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":102,"show_sort_weight":103,"slug":104},6,"Technology",50,"technology",{"id":106,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":107,"show_sort_weight":108,"slug":109},7,"Healthcare",40,"healthcare",{"id":111,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":112,"show_sort_weight":113,"slug":114},8,"Research & Report",30,"research-report",{"id":116,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":117,"show_sort_weight":118,"slug":119},9,"Religion & Spirituality",20,"religion-spirituality",{"id":118,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":121,"show_sort_weight":118,"slug":122},"World Cup","world-cup",{"id":124,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":125,"show_sort_weight":124,"slug":126},10,"Lifestyle","lifestyle",{"id":128,"doc_module":4,"doc_module_name":45,"category_name":129,"show_sort_weight":96,"slug":130},19,"General","general"]