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his moral right to be identifiedas the author of this work in accordance with theCopyright,Designs and Patents Act 1988.  \nAll rights reserved.No part of this publication may bereproduced,stored in a retrieval system,or transmittedin any form or by any means,electronic,mechanical,photocopying or otherwise without the prior permissionof the copyright owner.Published by MP PublishingCopyright 2019  \nCONTENTS  \nContents………………………………………………………………………………………………………iii  \nIntroduction……………………………………………………………………………………iv  \nFootball Maths…………………………………………………………………………1  \nThe Person in the Middle…………………………………………………6  \nThe Media………………………………………………………………………10  \nThe Opposition…………………………………………………………………19  \nPlayers…………………………………………………………………………………………22  \nGeography………………………………………………………………………………35  \nThe Future……………………………………………………………………………38  \nSkills of the Game………………………………………………………………42  \nForeign Player……………………………………………………………………49  \nPhilosophy…………………………………………………………………………………55  \nThe Beautiful Game……………………………………………………………61  \nTactics…………………………………………………………………………………70  \nManagers………………………………………………………………………………75  \nZlatan……………………………………………………………………………………………87  \nOne last thing…………………………………………………………………………90  \n# INTRODUCTION\n\nThis is a book for those who love football and allthat goes with it.Many of us will have played infootball teams where people have said somethingamusing,something exquisitely stupid or justplain embarrassing.It is part of the enjoyment offootball that these experiences are shared withteammates and competitors.  \nThe collection of quotes assembled here are  \nbasically is essentially the similar experiences ofthe great and the good of football  \n# F0OTBALLMATHS\n\nYou need at least eight or nine men in a ten-manwall.  \nMark Lawrenson  \nWhen you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.Lawrie McMenemy,Southampton manager  \nWe must have had 99%of the game.It was theother 3%that cost us the match.Ruud Gullit  \nI've had 14 bookings this season—eight of whichwere my fault,but seven of which weredisputable.  \nPaul Gascoigne  \nLeicester were 5,000-1 to win the League butended up as champions.What are the odds of thathappening?  \nNeil Lennon  \nStatistics are there to be broken.Chris Kamara  \nWe are three games without defeat is anotherway of looking at it.But if we are honest we havetaken two points from nine.  \nKevin Keegan  \nThe Germans only have one player under 22,andhe's 23.  \nKevin Keegan.  \nFor Burnley to win they are going to have toSCore.  \nChris Kamara  \nI would not be bothered if we lost every game aslong as we won the league.Mark Viduka  \nThey were numerically outnumberedGary Birtles  \nWhichever team scores more goals usually wins.Michael Owen  \nCan you believe it?James Beatty has it on the 18yard line-22 yards out.Chris Kamara  \nMy heart has only one colour:white and blue.João Pinto  \nThey're the second best team in the world,andthere's no higher praise than that.Kevin Keegan  \nWith Harry,two plus two always 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