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The jokes cover puppies, golfers, parades, musicians, snakes, rabbits, and Valentine’s Day twists, then shift to leprechauns, including Lepre-Con, sham-locks, gold coins, and “down on his luck” humor. A final set adds rainbow and pots of gold jokes with light “treasure hunt” puns for entertaining classroom or home use.","St. Patricks Day  Jokes  \nWhat do puppies celebrate on March 17?  \nSt. Paw-trick’s Day!  \nWhat do you get when you cross Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? St. O’Claus  \nWhere does Valentine’s Day come after St. Patrick’s Day?  \nIn the dictionary.  \nWhat does Dr. Seuss eat for breakfast on St. Patrick’s Day? Green eggs and ham.  \nHow do Irish musicians show o on St. Patrick’s Day? They play the brag-pipes.  \nWhy was it so hard for St. Patrick to make a decision? He was stuck between a sham-rock and a hard place.  \nWhat happened when St. Patrick fell into the Irish Sea? He got wet.  \nWhy did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?  \nIt was too far to walk.  \nWho is St. Patrick’s favorite superhero?  \nThe Green Lantern.  \nWhere do golfers spend St. Patrick’s Day? On the green.  \nWhy are parades so popular on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s March!  \nWhat do snakes say on St. Patrick’s Day?“Hiss me, I’m Irish!”  \nWhat do rabbits say on March 17?  \n“Hoppy St. Patrick’s Day!”  \nHow do chameleons celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? By the Wearin’ of the Green!  \nWhat do insects sing on St. Patrick’s Day? When Irish Flies are Smiling  \nHow do you know if a St. Patrick’s Day joke is funny? Everyone is Dublin over with laughter!  \n© Age of Learning, Inc. All rights reserved. Do not remove or alter this legal notice. This [ABCmouse.com](ABCmouse.com) printable may be reproduced for home or educational, noncommercial purposes only.  \n[abcmouse.com/printables](abcmouse.com/printables)  \n1  \nIrish-Inspired Jokes for Kids  \nWhat type of spells do Irish witches like best? Lucky charms!  \nWhat do you call a fake diamond in Ireland? A sham-rock.  \nWhat’s green and sings Irish songs? Elvis Parsley.  \nWhat is an earthquake called in Ireland? A Shamrock Shake!  \nWhat did the Irish dancing teacher say to her students when they messed up?  \n“You made a jig mistake!”  \nWhere do actors hang out before the show starts in Ireland? In the green room.  \nWhy do backyards always look so nice in Ireland?  \nTheir grass is always greener.  \nWhy did the potato move from Ireland to Paris? It wanted to become a French fry.  \nWhat do Irish dancers do when they want to take a little break? Put together jig-saw puzzles.  \nSt. Patrick’s Day Jokes About Leprechauns  \nHow do you know if a leprechaun is very old?  \nThey can remember when rainbows were still in black-and-white.  \nWhat do leprechauns eat the day before they go grocery shopping? Left-clovers.  \nWhat do leprechauns drink in the morning?  \nGreen tea.  \nWhat did one leprechaun say to another before the big game?“I-rish you luck!”  \nWhat big event do nerdy leprechauns look forward to all year? The Lepre-Con.  \n© Age of Learning, Inc. All rights reserved. Do not remove or alter this legal notice. This [ABCmouse.com](ABCmouse.com) printable may be reproduced for home or educational, noncommercial purposes only.  \n[abcmouse.com/printables](abcmouse.com/printables)  \n2  \nSt. Patrick’s Day Jokes About Leprechauns Cont.  \nWhy are leprechauns such good gardeners? They have green thumbs!  \nWhat do leprechaun astronauts travel in?  \nShamrockets.  \nWhere do granny leprechauns love to relax? In shamrocking chairs.  \nWhy are leprechauns sad on March 18? It Ain’t Patrick’s Day.  \nWhat do leprechauns put in their piggy banks? Lepre-coins!  \nWhy did the leprechaun cross the road?  \nThe light turned green.  \nWhat’s a leprechaun’s favorite playground game? Red Clover, Red Clover.  \nWhy don’t leprechauns like running?  \nThey’d rather jig than jog.  \nWhere do leprechauns like to go on vacation? Somewhere over the rainbow.  \nWhat did the police o cer say when arresting the leprechaun?  \n“The jig is up!”  \nHow do leprechauns protect their pots of gold? With sham-locks.  \nWhere do leprechauns stay on vacation?  \nA lepre-condo.  \nHow many gold coins can a leprechaun throw in an empty pot?  \nOnly one—after that, the pot isn’t empty anymore!  \nWhy did the leprechaun want to go to the moon? 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