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this for ages.Myuncle is the biggest snorter in Ohio and he needs toread this!”  \n-Helen Moronovich,Toledo Tattler  \n“A hell of a good yarn!Had me snorting withlaughter!“  \n-Moose Barns,Montana Cattle Call  \n“If you have been living with a disgusting snorterthen you need to lock them in the bathroom with thisbook until they read it from cover to cover!”  \n-Lily Cavendish Mules,The Hock Spot  \n\"This book made me have a bowel movement!“-Flimshot Racubart,American French Times  \n\"I was three inches away from slamming a frying paninto my brother's face for snorting habitually and thenI found 'No Snorts Allowed’and I had peace in myheart.Finally a weapon to fight with!“  \n-Murch Moccasin,Nose Lovers Magazine  \n“I know 'No Snorts Allowed'will not be on anyone'sbest sellers list but hopefully it will be on a bestSMELLERS list somewhere!”  \n-Hum Dixby,Proboscis Daily  \n# VALERIAN RUMINSKI\n\n“There is a place in hell for snorters and there is aplace in my heart for 'No Snorts Allowed'.A hell of agood book!”  \n-Kilby Moron,Juniper Whisper Talker  \n“No doubt I am going to take a copy of 'No SnortsAllowed'and shove it right up my sister Debbiesloud,obnoxious and noisy snorting nose.\"  \n-Gallagher Willoughby,Christian Gazette  \n“Yes,Mr.Ruminski has it right,I will take farts,burps and coughs over snorting any goddamn day!”-Ruff Cumbers,Fishing Fanzine  \n“To snort or not to snort.With a passioned set ofarguments Valerian Ruminski has convinced me thatsnorting is the most dangerous,destructive anddivisive epidemic we have ever seen!“-Kooper Mixenburg,The Anti-Porno Digest  \n“Okay,I am giving up my occasional tendency tosnort all because of Mr.Ruminski's impassionedarguments.Bring on the chewing gum!”  \n-Harven Killjoy,Book Burning Magazine  \n\"I suggest Mr.Ruminski buy a pair of earplugs.Wellwritten but deeply disturbing.Maybe the author needssome analysis.\"-Widden Flashburn,Sigmund Freud Monthly  \n# NO SNORTS ALLOWED\n\nMORE PRAISE FOR'NO SNORTS ALLOWED’  \n“Rarely does a book affect me so deeply andpersonally.I cried for hours reading about these poorvictims of snorters.Mr.Ruminski has done a greatservice.“  \n-Heff Nonfrond,Muscle Pumper Magazine  \n\"I thought my farting addiction was bad but this bookshowed me how much worse it could really be.PraiseMr.Ruminski for his wisdom!”  \n-Lucy Dorflutz,Precious Garbage Digest  \n“When I realized the prisoner on death row that I wascounseling was a snorter I picked up my bible and leftthe prison.\"  \n-Fr.Tub Wartman,The Jesus Papers  \n“Hearing a snorter makes me vomit and vomiting isway better than snorting.This book will make yousnort with laughter in a good way.“  \n-Zoom Bozman,Hells Angels Digest  \n“Eloquent prose and scintillating ideas sparklethroughout Mr.Ruminski's major new book.”-Laverne Marfarius,Knitting Tips  \n“This one really grabs you.I couldn't put it downbecause I got some glue on my hands and the bookgot stuck.Only worth $6 for kindling.”  \n-Yard 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