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\n“You can never be too skinny or too rich”-GloriaVanderbilt  \nNo need for much of an introduction to thisbook-it speaks for itself.I'll be covering of some ofthe reasons why having a kid is THE WORST  \ndecision you could ever make.I had to cut down thislist to make it a nice,round number.It was well over  \n1,000 to begin with,but this is just the first edition.  \nOf the over a thousand reasons,what's themost important?I chose not to list these reasons inorder of importance,aside from my top two,becauseit's my book and I can do whatever I want.Plus,theabove quote is my life mantra,and everything else issecondary.  \n1 They make you fat.  \n2 They make you poor.  \n3 It's gambling.  \n4 Zero freedom.  \n5 No sleep.  \n6 It's a 24/7/365/30+year commitment.  \n7 You're the only person who defines what gives yourlife meaning.  \n8 It's permanent.  \n9 They give you wrinkles.  \n10 Depression is hereditary.  \n11 There's plenty of other mental illnesses too.  \n12 Postpartum depression is a thing.  \n13 They affect your career.  \n14 As if you needed more pressure to make money.  \n15 You're constantly in stress.  \n16 We're all crazy.  \n17 I'm inpatient.  \n18 They involve buying a lot of stuff,and I’m aminimalist.  \n19 You pretty much need a house.  \n20 Sports suck.  \n21 Soccer moms suck.  \n22 The world is dangerous.  \n23 The world is overpopulated.  \n24 Most people have questionable morals.  \n25 I'm ugly sometimes.  \n26 I wasn't great at school.  \n27 Drugs could ruin them.  \n28 It's painful to give birth.  \n29 The education system is corrupt.  \n30 Their Dad could leave.  \n31 Just mentor younger people instead.  \n32 Retire earlier without them.  \n33 Allows for more flexibility and passion in work.  \n34 I've dated some 10/10's,and still didn’t want kidswith them.  \n35 My mom regretted it.  \n36 What's right vs wrong?-Hurting someone else =wrong  \n37 My childhood wasn't great.  \n38 Living in a \"good area\"vs a hip/fun area.  \n39 Moms who give up on looks.  \n40 They scream.  \n41 Ruins fun with friends.  \n42 With my luck,I'd have the kid that still lived withhis mom at 50.  \n43 I have so many bad habits myself.  \n44 Ruins your marketability to the upper echelon.","cbCaisq3ccKfSmdx","https://ap.wps.com/l/cbCaisq3ccKfSmdx","pdf",3121623,192,"English","# Why Not Having Kids is the New Black\n## Reasons against having children (numbered list)","[{\"question\":\"What is the book’s main stance on having children?\",\"answer\":\"It argues that having a kid is the worst decision one could ever make, using humor and a strong, personal tone to persuade against parenthood.\"},{\"question\":\"How does the author structure the arguments?\",\"answer\":\"The document uses a numbered list of many reasons, highlighting drawbacks like weight gain, financial burden, loss of freedom, lack of sleep, stress, and mental health impacts.\"},{\"question\":\"Does the author rank the reasons by importance?\",\"answer\":\"No. The author says the 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