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Rooney does not eat meat,incase the taste of blood becomes tooappealing.  \nWhen not writing books she hauntsthe cemeteries and catacombs of Parisand Venice and raises non-vampiricdaughters and chickens in Cambridge.She studied at a haunted college andher first car was a haunted van;theundead hold no fears for her.  \n939532586 DB  \nWith thanks to Kate and Hannah Frew,Mary Hoffman,Shahrukh Husain,Harriet Riley and Andrew Laws(@Andrew_Culture).  \n# LifeSucks\n\nby Anne Rooneywww.annerooney.co.uk  \nPublished by Ransom Publishing Ltd.  \nRadley House,8 St.Cross Road,Winchester,Hants.SO239HX,UKwww.ransom.co.uk  \nISBN 9781841672984  \nFirst published in 2012  \nCopyright 2012 Ransom Publishing Ltd.Text copyright ◎2012 Anne RooneyImages copyright ◎Marcin Rychly,naten(cover);UteHil  \nACIP catalogue record of this book is available from the British Library.  \nThe right of Anne Rooney to be identified as the author of this Work hasbeen asserted by her in accordance with sections 77 and 78 of theCopyright,Design and Patents Act 1988.  \nSic  \nA NNE RO0NEY  \nRanswm  \n# The Story So Far\n\nHungary,August...  \nJuliette,Omar,Finn,Ruby and Alistairfind a dead body in the forest...  \n..Twenty-four hours later,they tie themurderer,Ava,to a tree,as one by onethey fall sick ..  \n…When they wake,they are vampires,and that murderer looks ratherappealing ..  \n…Mysterious nobleman Ignace,400  \nyears old and more sophisticated than isgood for him,prevents them snacking onher ...  \n….But that dead body isn't as dead as itlooked...  \n.….They go to Ignace's castle for acrash-course in being a modern vampire.  \nAnd so their adventures begin.  \nne  \nThe sound of crunching bones set Finn's teethon edge.He could have coped with the rest-atleast until the lunatic slurped the marrow fromthe cracked bones.But that splintering sound-itjust wasn't good.  \n'Cut it out,dude!'Finn called from the  \nwindow.The figure below carried on crunching andslurping.  \n'What are you 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