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You trotted out of my life. I galloped back to you.  \n[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \nCONTENTS  \nBut   You’re a Horse  \n1. Might and Mane  \n2. Centaur of Attention  \n3. Champing at the Bit  \n4. I Feel the Need. The Need For Steed  \n5. Fifty Shades of Hay  \n6. Horseplay  \n7. Stirrup Trouble  \n8. Tack Room Tantrums  \n9. Neigh Means Yes  \n10. Hoofbeats and Honeymoons  \n[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \nBUT… YOU’ RE A HORSE  \n[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \nMIGHT AND MANE  \nlarabelle Winslow hadn’t meant to hit anything—or anyone—  \nCwithhorseher rental Priuwith the eyesso, lfeast ofa tragiacll aposietxB-footut M-threeistytalkiMarengBabiypheaddala  \nway of surprising people.  \nClara took one last bite from a gas station egg salad sandwich and tossed the wrapper onto the passenger seat. Her fingers were still greasy when her GPS chirped, \"Turn left in 100 feet onto Stallionaire Drive.\"  \nShe snorted.“Stallionaire?”  \nOcean waves murmured hauntingly in the distance. The fog was storybook thick. Clara squinted at the road and turned up the defroster so high it sounded like a vacuum cleaner attempting to inhale God.  \nThe town sign appeared out of nowhere: Welcome to Misty Mare Bay – Where the Sea Meets the Soul.  \n\"What is this place?” she muttered.  \nAnd that’s when it hit her. Or rather, that’s where she hit him.  \nThe crash was dull but distinct, like a strike delivered by a bowling ball dressed in denim.  \nThe Prius jolted. Clara screamed. She swerved, slammed on the brakes, and skidded off the road, coming to a stop against a picturesque wooden fence with a carved sign that read, Hoof & Heart Equine Therapy.  \n\"Oh God, oh no, oh God no—\"  \nClara flung the door open and stumbled out. Her ankle twisted a little in her completely impractical sandals.  \n\"Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead. Please don't sue.\"She ran to the front of the car.  \nHe was already standing.  \nA horse.  \nNo.  \nA man-horse.  \nHe stood upright, broad-chested, with perfectly brushed chestnut fur that gleamed under his open leather jacket. His jeans clung to his absurdly muscled thighs. He had hooves for feet but—unmistakably—hands for hands.  \nHis mane was black and long, pulled back in a loose braid that spoke of both rugged practicality and deep personal trauma. His ears twitched. His nostrils flared.  \nAnd his eyes…  \nThey were huge and dark and so full of meaning that Clara nearly fell over again. They weren’t just soulful—they were harrowed. These were the eyes of a creature who had seen things. Things like war. 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