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In the midst of high-altitude danger and technical integration, Ocean, Bolivar, Gina, Markus, and Liz confront fear, adrenaline, and operational uncertainty. The narrative blends dark humor with graphic, over-the-top action elements and hints of larger conflicts connected to the league’s conspicuous evil.","Contents  \nDEDICATION  \n-Author’s Foreword-  \n-Chapter 1-  \n-Chapter 2-  \n-Chapter 3-  \n-Chapter 4-  \n-Chapter 5-  \n-Chapter 6-  \n-Chapter 7-  \n-Chapter 8-  \n-Chapter 9-  \n-Chapter 10-  \n-Chapter 11-  \n-Chapter 12-  \n-Chapter 13-  \n-Chapter 14-  \n-Chapter 15-  \n-Chapter 16-  \n-Chapter 17-  \n-Chapter 18-  \n-Chapter 19-  \n-Chapter 20-  \n-Chapter 21-  \n-Chapter 22-  \n-Chapter 23-  \n-Chapter 24-  \n-Chapter 25-  \n-Chapter 26-  \n-Chapter 27-  \n-Chapter 28-  \n-Chapter 29-  \n-Chapter 30-  \n-Chapter 31-  \n-Chapter 32-  \n-Chapter 33-About the Author  \n[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \nBuff Orpington versus the League ofConspicuous Evil The Technobarbarians, Book 1  \nCopyright © 2026 by Buff Orpington Cover illustration by Jackson Tjota Cover design by Ibson Writes Inc.  \nLawyers insist we state this is a work offiction. All the characters and eventsportrayed in this book are eitherfictional or took place in another reality and therefore count as fictional. The author and his editors would appreciate it ifyou didn ’t read any deeper into it than that, even if some characters ’ names happen to be pronounced very similarly to names with which you may already be familiar.  \nAs the disclaimer on the cover reads, this book may contain subject matter not suitable for all audiences. Ifyou get the vapors, have to fanyourself because ofhow spicy your mayo and ketchup hamburger is, and found Home Alone objectionably violent, then this book is notforyou. Ifyou don ’t want to read a story that includesgraphic violence, immature humor, crude humor, banter, problematic heroic masculinity, problematic heroic femininity, snark, spicy situations involving matters that naturally arise when a man and a woman (women?) like each other very much, nonsense, and robot velociraptors with chainsaw teeth, then this book is notforyou. IF, on the other hand, that sounds more like a checklist toyou than a list of problems… You’re ourpeople! Welcome!  \nA Big Rooster Books publication  \n[https://bigroosterbooks.com](https://bigroosterbooks.com)[ ](https://bigroosterbooks.com)[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \nBy Buff Orpington  \n[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \nDEDICATION  \nVery special thanks go to Cathe, Bubba, Keith, and Cedar.  \nY’all know what you did.  \n- Buff  \n[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \n-Author’s ForewordThe name’s Orpington. Buff Orpington.  \nAfter the boys and girls and I got back from our…excursion, Bolivar was saying “hey, you really ought to write your memoirs. Tell the world what we went through.”  \n“Yeah right,” I said.“They’ll Йle it directly in the Йction section,” I said.(And who was right? That’s right.) Never mind that most of the story will get redacted so hard they take the title and make a corny series of action movies about it that has no bearing on reality.  \nReality, so to speak, is overrated, and they say truth is stranger than Йction. If it weren’t for Bekk, Angel, Kitty, and of course Liz, Ocean, and Gina sunning themselves by the poolside, I’d wonder if I hadn’t just had the wildest psychotic break on record. But they’re all here, real as this rye and coke by my keyboard, so I guess it really happened.  \nSo, no shit, there I was…  \n[OceanofPDF.com](OceanofPDF.com)  \n-Chapter 1-  \n…standing on the lowered tail of an HC-130, the crew of which had been shanghaied for this op at the last minute. They’d given my team the kind of professional once-over you only get from uniformed mushrooms who are used to being kept in the dark and fed only horse shit. Our civilian ‘uniforms’which were anything but, the op’s lack of forewarning, and absence of details  \nall surely had the USAF crew thinking ‘spooks.’They would be right.  \nThat being said, there were a lot of courses spooks had to take in order to integrate with the US military, and Jump School was no exception. Aboard their aircraft, the loadmaster was king.  \n“One minute warning,” the combat systems oГcer, or CSO and pronounced ‘Sizzo,’ said over my earpro headphones. 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