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Adams  \n2  \n# CHAPTER I.THE B-FLAT TROMBONE\n\nThree men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question:\"What's the matterwith Jones?\"Waldemar,the oldest of the conferees,was the owner,and at timesthe operator,of an important and decent newspaper.His heavy face wore theexpression of good-humored power,characteristic of the experienced andsuccessful journalist.Beside him sat Robert Bertram,the club idler,slender andlanguidly elegant.The third member of the conference was Jones himself.  \nAverage Jones had come by his nickname inevitably.His parents hadforedoomed him to it when they furnished him with the initials A.V.R.E.aspreface to his birthright of J for Jones.His character apparently justified thechance concomitance.He was,so to speak,a composite photograph of anythousand well-conditioned,clean-living Americans between the ages of twenty-five and thirty.Happily,his otherwise commonplace face was relieved by the oneunfailing characteristic of composite photographs,large,deep-set and thoughtfuleyes.Otherwise he would have passed in any crowd,and nobody would havenoticed him pass.Now,at twenty-seven,he looked back over the five years sincehis graduation from college and wondered what he had done with them;and atthe four previous years of undergraduate life and wondered how he had done sowell with those and why he had not in some manner justified the parting words ofhis favorite professor.  \n\"You have one rare faculty,Jones.You can,when you choose,sharpen the pencilof your mind to a very fine point.Specialize,my boy,specialize.\"  \nIf the recipient of this admonition had specialized in anything,it was in life.Having twenty-five thousand a year of his own he might have continued in thatpath indefinitely,but for two influences.One was an irruptive craving within himto take some part in the dynamic activities of the surrounding world.The otherwas the \"freak\"will of his late and little-lamented uncle,from whom he had hispresent income,and his future expectations of some ten millions.Adrian VanReypen Egerton had,as Waldemar once put it,\"—one into the mayor's chair witha good name and come out with a block of ice stock.\"In a will whose cynicalhumor was the topic of its day,Mr.Egerton jeered posthumously at the publicwhich he had despoiled,and promised restitution,of a sort,through his heir.  \n\"Therefore,\"he had written,\"I give and bequeath to the said Adrian VanReypen Egerton Jones,the residue of my property,the principal to be taken overby him at such time as he shall have completed five years of continuous residencein New York City.After such time the virus of the metropolis will have workedthrough his entire being.He will squander his unearned and undeserved fortune,thus completing the vicious circle,and returning the millions acquired by mypolitical activities,in a poisoned shower upon the city,for which,having bossed,bullied and looted it,I feel no sentiment other than contempt.\"  \n\"And now,\"remarked Waldemar in his heavy,rumbling voice,\"you aspire todisappoint that good old man.\"  \n\"It's only human nature,you know,\"said Average Jones.\"When a man puts a  \nten-million-dollar curse on you and suggests that you haven't the backbone of ashrimp,you—you—\"  \n\"—naturally yearn to prove him a liar,\"supplied Bertram.  \n\"Exactly.Anyway,I've no taste for dissipation,either moral or financial.I wantaction;something to do.I'm bored in this infernal city.\"  \n\"The wail of the unslaked romanticist,\"commented Bertram.  \n\"Romanticist nothing!\"protested the other.\"My ambitions are practical enoughif I could only get'em stirred up.\"  \n\"Exactly.Boredom is simply romanticism with a morning-after thirst.You'repanting for romance,for something bizarre.Egypt and St.Petersburg and BuenosAyres and Samoa have all become commonplace to you.You've overdone them.That's why you're back here in New York waiting with stretched nerves for theAdventure of Life to cat-creep up from behind and toss the lariat of 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