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family or corporate use.For more information,contact Familius Sales at 559876-2170 or email orders@familius.com.  \nReproduction of this book in any manner,in whole or in part,withoutwritten permission of the publisher is prohibited.  \nLibrary of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data  \n2016961551  \nISBN 9781944822880  \nPrintedin China  \nEdited by DeAnna Acker  \nCover design by David Miles  \nBook design by Adam Eastburn  \n10987654321  \nFirst Edition  \nIdon't care ifit's a boy or girlso long2as it'sdeductible.  \nAnd 174Other Wisecracksfor the Oblivious  \nDad-to-be  \nby GENEPERRET&LINDA PERRET withllustrations by Adam Eastburn  \n# Congratulations,Dad-to-be;you have an exciting adventure ahead of you.\n\nAs soon as you hear the words\"Were going to have a baby,\"you will begin aneducation that you could not get otherwise.For instance,youll soon learn whatthree o'clock in the morning looks like.  \nYoull also learn how to fold and unfold a complicated,multipurpose baby 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