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generous heartthan when a blockhead's insult points the dart'DR SAMUEL JOHNSON  \n'When God gave you teeth,he spoiled a bloody good arse’BERNARD MANNING  \nDAVE DUTTON  \nFutura  \n# A Futura Book\n\nCopyright CDave Dutton 1987  \nFirst published in Great Britain in 1987by Futura PublicationsA Division of  \nMacdonald &Co(Publishers)LtdLondon &Sydney  \nAll rights reserved.  \nNo part of this publication may be reproduced,stored in a retrieval system,or transmitted,in anyform or by any means without the priorpermission in writing of the publisher,nor beotherwise circulated in any form of binding orcover other than that in which it is published andwithout a similar condition including thiscondition being imposed on the subsequentpurchaser.  \nISBN0708835635  \nPrinted in Great Britain byWilliam Collins,Glasgow  \nFutura PublicationsA Division of  \nMacdonald &Co(Publishers)LtdGreater London HouseHampstead RoadLondon NW17QXA BPCC plc Company  \nCONTENTS  \nForeword………………………………  \n…………………………………7  \nTop of the Unpops…………  \n……………………………………9  \nCharacter Assassination Course…………………………19  \nLooks Aren't Everything ………………………………………42  \nWedded Blisters……………………………………………………………72  \nDumbo Jests……………………  \n……………………………………………80  \nHe/She's So Stupid, He/She Thinks That………89  \nJaw Jaw Haw Haws..  \n………………………………………………91  \nThe World's Biggest Sucker……………………………………97  \nGone— But Forgotten…………………………………………100  \nYou Know You're In a Rough Area When……103  \nOuch!— Take That……………………………………………………105  \n# FOREWORD\n\nThey say there are only three ways of dealing withaninsult...  \nThe first is to ignore it.  \nThe second is to give the person delivering it athump on the nose.  \nThe third is to top it with a better one...  \nI suspect that most of us ordinary mortalswould find the first course of action extremelydifficult,the second inadvisable and the third well-nigh ruddy impossible...  \nMost of us faced with such a situation wouldprobably slink away only to agonize in the middleof the night as to the crushing rejoinder we wouldhave uttered—if only we could have thought ofone at the time.  \nThe French call it esprit de I'escalier —staircasewit —or the witty remark that occurs to one afterthe opportunity to make it has been lost.  \nHow often have we envied the capabilities ofthe top cabaret comedians who,when confrontedby some intrusive heckler,have effortlessly andswiftly reduced that selfsame heckler to a quiver-ing laughing-stock by instantly responding withmerciless quick-fire one-liners...?  \nWhat most people don't realize is that thosecomedians have a ready stock of 'heckler-stoppers'on which to draw in any emergency.What soundslike an ad-lib is in fact a carefully-laid trap for the  \nunwary.The right retort for the right occasion...  \nWhich is what this book is all about ...inattempting to provide the right retort for the rightoccasion I have compiled hundreds of put-downs,squelches,insults and quips guaranteed to givethat extra edge in any verbal joust.  \nAs Hazlitt said:He who puts up with insultinvites injury'.So don't...  \nDo what the professionals do -memorizesome of the insults enclosed herein to use as andwhen the occasion demands and you'll soon gain areputation for having a razor-sharp wit far inexcess of your actual capabilities.  \nIt will be totally undeserved of course.But then,only you and I will know that...won't we?  \nDave Dutton","cbCaieECL3SdBXgV","https://ap.wps.com/l/cbCaieECL3SdBXgV","pdf",3620172,132,"English","# FOREWORD","[{\"question\":\"What does the foreword say are the three ways to deal with an insult?\",\"answer\":\"It lists three approaches: ignore it, respond with a physical thump, or answer with a better one.\"},{\"question\":\"What is “esprit de l’escalier” as described in the foreword?\",\"answer\":\"It refers to the witty remark that occurs after the chance to use it has passed—often learned only too late.\"},{\"question\":\"How does the book suggest readers respond in real 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