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p5当四65ion is u eoywfedcoflecvion of NEW PARENF APOLOGY CARDS,bighfy uselulin6moothing rhings over with annoyad nelghbors.fellow airplanpa55enge15,re5euroni woiiresses,ond more,5o,when you pock up  \n□il the bags,botles,blankies,ond other supplies thal are nownece5sary fo EVEn leave the house,remembar ro keep these handycards on yau-you'll need them.Luckily,there's very firfe thalo sincere opology ond a smile lram an adoroble baby can fix  \nWITH EXTREME AWKWARDNESS AND NO SMALLamount of embarrassment,we would like to apologize fordestroying your restaurant.We know it looks as if a disgruntledhard rock band just left,but,the truth is,we're only an averagefamily.If,during the excavation,you find you need to call in theHazMat crew,please do send us the bill.Again,we are sorry andpromise not to return with our baby for at least the next few months.  \n## SORRY\n\nomWE间N 4oo5dublihad y3hanic=9ooloK0051anoWl1a lanid  \n### IT IS TO ENGAGE IN SEVE RE UNDE RSTATE MENTto suggest that things 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